Assessing Psychological Needs at the Drugstore
fretting in front of the shampoos standing
with promises for all my problems I wonder
what I want
or do I need Damage Recovery?
is Gold Strength good enough? or should I pay for Platinum?
does Anti-Breakage prevent a part of my body from being broken?
Maybe I’ve got this wrong–More Volume!
Flawless Curls should fix everything
Smooth & Silky means smooth sailing
as long as the liquid lasts in the plastic
bottle with every answer printed on the label.
For only $4.95 I can buy a Fresh Start.