It’s competitive shower season
Now is the time for serious shower-ers only
Those who enjoy languorous strokes beneath the Whirlpool
waterfall need not apply
Contestants toil all year, alternating cool
with heat, daylight with moonlight
There are categories for outdoor bucket showers
shaving in the shower (men’s and women’s levels)
Extra points awarded for the dexterity needed to operate
a hotel shower
The forecast favors the adventurous. Leave behind
your lucky body wash, your ducky towel
Apply your industry to becoming the cleanest, speediest you
you can be
Tickets on sale now
Film at 11
