Two Leopards and a Snake (and SHOES!): A Tale in Ingeborg’s Voice
Well! Did you see that new girl? Tiny drops of blood on her brand-new blue dress! Imagine!!
The first thing I did was ask her about her people but she didn’t say much so she mustn’t be anyone all that important! Although she is betrothed to that very handsome knight’s son! She’ll have it way better than me and old Einar Einarsson (I ask you! What sort of name is that?!?!) Oh, that man will be my greatest sorrow!! But he’s rich and that’s good because I plan to make him buy me lots of clothes and I do like clothes! I showed Kristin all my gowns but she didn’t seem to be that much into clothes so I knew what I had to do: I had to take her shopping!!
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