67. Sorority

When Jesus said, “I go to prepare a place for you,”

did he mean mansions or rooms?

If bet that if Mom (a sorority girl)

has a room in a heavenly mansion,

it’s a Bosom Buddies mansion:

Everyone’s skin is unsullied by chemo

No one has neuropathy

Everyone has long hair

No one is tired, so they stay up late, giggling

Everyone can eat anything without side effects

No one is forced to wear pink