When Jesus said, “I go to prepare a place for you,”
did he mean mansions or rooms?
If bet that if Mom (a sorority girl)
has a room in a heavenly mansion,
it’s with her Bosom Buddies.
Everyone’s skin is unsullied by chemo
No one has neuropathy
Everyone has long hair
No one is tired, so they stay up late, giggling
Everyone can eat anything without side effects
No one is forced to wear pink